Neil 'Razor' Ruddock is a former English football player who was named the 17th “hardest footballer of all time”. During his career he represented 8 different football clubs, including Tottenham Hotspur, Liverpool, West Ham United and Crystal Palace.

He is also an After Dinner Speaker and TV personality, with appearances on Celebrity Masterchef and I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here where he went on to record a charity single “Jungle Rock” with fellow campmates Lord Brocket, Peter Andre and Mike Read a.k.a the Jungle Boys.

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Featured videos by Neil 'Razor' Ruddock

Hitchin Football for Fathers FC

Razor you absolute legend, that was brilliant. Lots of smiles and happy people at the footy club. Thank you my...

Dene Potter

Thank you so much Razzor top man and a top footballer, all the best in the future and merry xmas.

Dominic Baker, Sean Kennedy, Richard Floyd and all his other Liverpool supporting friends.

Absolutely brilliant! Clearly it backfired a bit on me but expected nothing less! I concede your banter is bet...



My Dad thought the message for his birthday was brilliant, he laughed and chuckled for ages! He was so surpris...


That was class 😂 thanks razor all the best 👍


Razor was amazing!!!


First class - thank you very much! He will love this.


Wayne pissed himself laughing. Razor certainly delivers the message proper pub style and acts like he's your m...


That was super quick! Did express delivery and the order was there a few minutes later! Great stuff, thanks ve...


Perfect - thank you SO much!


Very funny, thanks Razor!


Razor got this more than spot on! Super fast delivery and put exactly what I wanted across perfectly.In fact h...


Cheers mate really needed that it did make me smile made my year thankyou and thank your wife cheers mate


About Neil 'Razor' Ruddock

Neil “Razor” Ruddock is a former professional footballer, a TV personality, and an actor. He was also voted as the 17th hardest footballer of all time. At the start of a very young age, Neil Ruddock has represented various football clubs such as Tottenham Hotspur, Southampton, Liverpool, West Ham United, and Crystal Palace. In one of the games in 1996, Neil Ruddock tackled and injured Andy Cole because the former feuded with Teddy Sheringham. The Razor is also cast in different television shows. For instance, in the British documentary series, Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away!, the small debt case of Neil Ruddock to a kennel owner was tackled. He also appeared in one of the series of Celebrity Masterchef where he almost became the winner. Looking for more updates about the footballer? Connect with him through memmo and get the chance to receive celebrity messages or celebrity video messages. You can also request a personalised video message from The Razor in the form of a birthday message, greetings, wishes, or shout out.

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